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Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)
"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
A person who punches holes in drywall and shotguns monster. Possibly not a good relationship with his father. Sensitive but acts tough. Flat brimmed hats a must
Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle
No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.
Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.
A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls
Kyle
Registered sex offender, LOVES THE HINODE EMPIRE!!!! Usually manipulates people and a true sociopath, also a myth maker. ZAMN!!!!!! Avoid kyles at all costs.
Girl: Oh my god that person is so hot is he a myth maker?
Girl2: HE IS LIKE. TOTALLY A KYLEEE
Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots”
A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...