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Have you seen samuel jake leake?
Yeah, hes probley on COD.
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Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.
"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"
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Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.
I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
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A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
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The father to large Nigerians, small African American men, and recovering addicts with dumb tattoos.
Man that Samuel O. Williams is hung like a moose!
He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.
"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."
1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!
2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"
1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!
2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"
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