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when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.
Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet
Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"
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a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.
Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
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15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.
Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
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A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.
It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
I'll have that ready for you in a New York Minute
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When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything
I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
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An urban legend holds that, if a student arrives on time for class, and the teacher does not arrive within ten minutes of the official class start time, then the student is entitled to skip that class for that day without receiving an unexcused absence. Few, if any, schools actually have such a rule; yet the myth endures because of the student appeal of such a rule.
The rule is not necessarily alleged to be ten minutes. The "five minute rule" or the "fifteen minute rule" have also been used in this same sense.
What the fuck, it's 9:08 and Kotter's not here yet! Two more minutes and I'm invoking the ten minute rule.
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