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A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.
Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!
A kinky sex move where the woman goes a week without whipping her ass or showering. The man on day 7 inserts his penis into her ass in the doggy style position and picks the shit off of her hairs like he's picking apples and eats it.
P1: Dingleberry picking is nasty!
P2: Well have you tried it?
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adjective or interjection: alternate pronunciation of kickass, something that is extraordinarily sublime. Very cool.
Guy1: "Dude, did you see that pick axe hottie that I left the party with last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, did you get some?"
Guy1: "Dude."
Guy2: "Pick axe."
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A guy who uses self depreciation in a manipulative way so a girl will date him. They will say bad things about themselves to try to get the girl to oppose what they’ve said.
Pick me guy: hey 🥺
Girl: hi
Pick me guy: you’re so pretty! You probably won’t like me though I’m so ugly
Girl: no, you’re not ugly! I’m sure someone likes you
Pick me boy: really? Do you think I’m cute!
Girl: I don’t really know you, but I’m sure you’re really sweet
Pick me boy: I knew it, you hate me. It’s ok, you can leave. I’m used to it 🥺
Girl:
Pick me boy: you left me on read lol
Girl:
Pick me boy: showering without you :(
Girl:
Pick me boy: u lefts me in read again lol 🥺
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what you say when you let go of a silent fart that you know will stink
The guys and I were watching football when I said, "pick it up". Nobody knew what I was talking until I told everyone I had just dropped ass and they should "pick it up!!!!"
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A guy who try's to get girls by saying things like "I'm too nice", "girls don't like nice guys like me", "I'm so ugly", and others of the sort. They claim to be different and how nobody likes them as or how ugly they are as a "flirty" move to kind of force the girl to have to say "you're not ugly...." just so they can take it and say "so you think I'm hot, I've been meaning to tell you that I like you". Will also call you names if you reject them after that line. Moral of the story pick me guys are lowkey just as annoying as pick me girls and usually catch feeling REALLY fast.
"hi🥺" -guy
"uhh hi" -girl
"omg you answered🥺 no one ever talks to me🥺" -guy
"ohhhh.... um (has no clue how to respond) -girl
"I'm so ugly thats why girls don't like me and I'm just too nice🥺" -guy
"oh... uh... you're not ugly ig..." -girl
"so I'm hot, do you like me🥺" -guy
"not like that..." -girl
"OMG TGIS IS EHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, LITTERALLY YOUR SICH A B**** AND YOUR SO EASY, I NRVER LOKED YOU AMYWAYS" -guy (I spelt things wrong on purpose for this dude)
this a normal convo with a "pick me boy"
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A nude photograph taken of a male while doing a jumping jack.
She masturbated to my fling ding pick