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sunny-side up, as in eggs
I like my eggs on the jersey side, so I can dip my texas toast into the yolk.
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when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.
indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick
(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)
Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me
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The kind of girls without a boyfriend who are often "the third wheel" in a relationship setting.
Usually these girls want to be with the guy whom they're associated with, but there was no agreement for them to go that step further.
The man whom the side chick is associated with is pretty indecisive about whom they want romantic relations with, but since they got hung up on several chicks, he might as well have his side chicks.
Julia isn't Jason's girlfriend. And Meghan isn't his girlfriend either. Apparently, they're his side chicks. Jason won't decide!
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The act of placing a buttcheek on the opposite side of the toilet seat to which it belongs, and therefore shitting on the floor. Much like the upper decker, this is also a weapon which should be used on only those who deserve it. The next unsuspecting person to enter into the lavatory, will find a pile of shit next to the toilet. Although extremely funny, use with caution and DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
I gave McDonalda the ol' side shot yesterday.
- lil johnny
I wonder how the janitor like the sideshot i left him.
- lil mary
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He wanted sauce on the side after questioning his worth.
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Very drunk, almost to the point of being tore down. This saying likely originated in Jamaica.
2)
Homosexual.
Sid: "Aye mon, did you see Betty making out with that girl last night? She must be on the other side."
Phil: "Nah man, it's not anything like that, she was just on the other side."
Sid: "Oh OK, that explains it."
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Side Fumbling is six hydrocoptic marzlevanes fitted to a lunar-wayne shaft.
Side Fumbling is also something a guy named Bruce does.
The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
As Bruce says, "Side Fumbling, that's what I do, Side Fumbling."
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