its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.
Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard
Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
to agree or add emphasis to a claim
“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”
“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
If you know… you know
“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”
An extension of " suck my dick "
You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.
M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"
When gristle is applied to the genital area
Yo she put gristle on my dick