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The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".
spraying axe deodorant on a public surface to feel gangster and not get in trouble
Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.
A type of oil painting that depicts strange men in compromised poses.
Hey boiz, like my shooter ax ?
Bad Axe is a city in Central Huron County, Michigan. It has things that a city with 3,000 has, such as a Walmart, McDonald's, KFC, a thirft store, a radio station, ACE hardware store, and even a Mejier since this is in the middle of nowhere, Bad Axe is a nice little town. It is the largest city in the county.
Guy: Hey, where do you live?
Bad Axe man: Bad Axe, Michigan
Guy: Nice, I like that place.
Yeah! Totally! The guy you are pretending to be needs to be axed!
Hym "No, you're not getting away with it. It doesn't matter what I did and I am absolutely going to fuck your wife. Believe that. YOU need ME to get axed but it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with ✌️✊️✌️What's good for society or the internet discourse✌️✊️✌️. It's for YOU to NOT LOOK LIKE you pretended to be a guy who is better than you to fuck Swedish woman who are out of your league... Which would make you a literal rapist... So, like, anybody got a bead on what happened with Destiny's (Defender of society!) bank account after his wife left him? Because THE DAY AFTER I alluded to the FACT that I AM NOT DESTINY... His wife had ✌️✊️✌️Visa issues✌️✊️✌️ And then NEVER RETURNED AND LEFT HIM... THAT IS SOME FUCKING MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? And he has a meltdown everyone he sees someone else doing the thing he's doing! And he calls for them to be deplatformed... Why is that? It MUST BE that the guy HE IS ALSO IMPERSONATING is just SO EVIL AND PSYCHOPATHIC... That HE needs to be the only one do the thing that THEY ARE BOTH DOING. That's got to be it. It can't possibly be that IF I'M NOT DEPLATFORM BEFORE PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED. And if I MURDER KIDS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED... It's not that. It CAN'T be that... For him, I mean. It can and is but HE really needs that to not be the case."