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a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.
Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night
Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.
Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.
When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."
Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush
dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle