Beat it nerd

An effective way to tell someone to fuck off because they're talking too deep about a subject at an informal place and time. It's intended to get an over-reaction from the that person out of self-consciousness

Chad: "What you did is actually called cunnunlingus"

Ben: "Beat it nerd!

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Eat and Beat

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (eat) and having to relieve one's self sexually (and beat) because she has no intention of allowing entrance to her moist caverns.

Sandy let me go down on her but made sure that I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I had to eat and beat.

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beat drop

when a song goes from being slow to being really intense and WOAHHH

little white lies by one direction after nialls part is a beat drop

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beat off

when you jack off hardcore

doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass

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beat that up

to have sex very roughly

she bent over and i beat that up!

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beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

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beat it and leave it

To have sex with a girl and never contact said girl after the sexual encounter. Synonymous with hit it and quit it.

Guy 1: Yo u fucked katy right?

Guy 2: Yeah dude.

Guy 1: Did u get her number?

Guy 2: Nah bro this one was a beat it and leave it

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