Doud

A miniature blue elephant with a megaphone that screams "Oosha booshka!" intermittently.

Bob: Dude! The other day I saw a doud.
Fred: Dude, what the fuck is a doud?
Bob: Well, it is a miniature blue elephant with a microphone that screams "Oosha booshka!"
Fred: Sweeeet.

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doude

A portmanteau of Douche and Dude describing a random dude who exhibits douchy tendencies, but not not as severe as a douchebag. Typically used in written form, such as an online forum with vulgarity filtering, to include a level of douchiness without including an vulgar word.

I was talking with my friend over coffee and this random doude in a tight black tee shirt interrupted us and started talking about his car.

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Douds

A maneuver done on a highway in which one leaves a highway exit at the last possible minute by turning from the left lane on a two-lane highway, traversing the right lane, and immediately exiting.

A three-lane version can be done for which this is called a MegaDouds

That sonofabizznatch caused a 76 car pile-up because he decided to attempt a Douds without checking his right blind spot.

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