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when you are making out with a girl on the top bunk while her roommate sucks your dick on the bottom bunk
I got bunk-bedded in room 136 last night it was epic.
Bunk-bedding is my favorite thing to get roommates to do.
Two guys who are about the height have a four way. In this four way, there is one girl bent over, doggy - style in between the two guys, while the other girl is in a plank position on the shoulders of the men. The girl on the bottom will be taking it doggy style while blowing the other guy. The girl on top will be making out with one guy, as the other guy will be feasting on her snatch from behind
John: I heard you went bunk Bedding with Stacy and Hailey, and Brock last night!
Matt: Yeah dude, we bunk bedded soo hard last night!
When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed
When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.
Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
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Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community
For example:
You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed
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This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.
Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.
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latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.
hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.
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