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To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."
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While receiving a blowjob you scream “Allahu Akbar” and throw sand into her eyes. Then immediately blow your load on her face.
That chick was so ugly, I had to give her the Baghdad Blowjob.
Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.
Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.
I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.
During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.
Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"
An MMF threesome position where man 1 does the woman doggy style. While man 2 is lying down back-first, the woman is blowing him. Preferrable if man-to-man eye contact in a threesome is found to be awkward.
Bro 1: Damn, yo girl on fleek, I want me a threesome!
Bro 2: A spitroast would be nice!
Bro 1: Hell no, I ain't lookin at men while I splooge!
Bro 2: How about the doggy blowjob?
Bro 1: Hell yeah, I like me some sweet-ass dome!
The act French kissing your partner immediately after a servere purging episode
My wine was tasting great until my girlfriends bulemic blowjob.