Boob Him

To blatantly put your boobs in someone’s face to try to attract them or get them to perform a task. ie place luggage in a top bin.

She is going to boob him so he will buy her a drink.

pre-boob

The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.

girl 1: Sorry am I laying on your boob?
girl 2: No it's just my pre-boob

Boobed-out

What happens when you are searching for someone on Google Images and you have searched so much that you are only seeing pictures of womens boobs. No more pictures of the person were left.

I was looking for a picture of Lara Croft on Google images and knew I had found the end when I Boobed-Out.

big boobs?

big boobs? um chile anyways so-

“big boobs? um.. chile anyways so

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Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)

That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.

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moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

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boob guy

A person, usually male, but not always, who prefers a woman’s boobs to her ass.

Boob guy: Damn, those are some nice tits. I’m a total boob guy.
Ass guy: That’s not really my cup of tea, I’m more of an ass guy.

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