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The "Passport Bros" are men who have chosen to seek out foreign women, typically from other countries, for relationships. They believe that western women have been influenced by cultural and societal pressures to behave in a certain way, and that by seeking out foreign women, they can find a more authentic, fulfilling, and harmonious relationship. This is seen as a way to restore the natural balance between masculine and feminine energy, and to avoid the "wickedness" of western women.
"Mike has been traveling to different countries for the past year and has earned himself the nickname "Passport Bros" among his friends, due to his tendency to only date foreign women."
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A vag-bro is a female who behaves in a fashion that is typically socially acceptable around bros or other high school or college age males. Not to the point of butch, but just enough to be accepted as "one of the boys". She isn't necessarily lesbian, so many men who do not want to deal with the usual high maintenance girlfriend will often gravitate toward vag-bros for romantic affection.
Bro 1: Oh man, who's that hot chick by the stereo? She seems so...chill.
Bro 2: Yeah. I heard she's a total vag-bro. I'm gonna go try and get her number. Even if we don't end up dating, she'll be awesome to hang out with.
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A phrase uttered by popular green midget from the hit cartoon, regular show, muscle man when something goes wrong.
A bed falls on pops as he screams out in pain, almost fucking dying
Muscle man: "oh no bro!"
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a gathering of bros in which manly things are done, such as the kicking back of brewskis and playing video games
male bonding
Dude that was a solid bro fest last night
bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*
What you say when you've verbally or physically assaulted someone and they get mad and attack you. If you've ever had to say these 4 magical words, that means you suck monkey cock at doing pranks and probably don't even know what a prank is.
Mark continued to yell out "bro it's a prank!" as the frustrated black man attacked Mark for yelling out racial slurs at him.
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When the weather starts getting warm, the bro sheds his winter clothing and dawns the traditional tank top of his people. Often accompanied by phrases like "sun's out, guns out" and "gym, tan, laundry", the bro is not afraid to make his presence known. As spring temperatures increase, the bro is easily spotted at bars, sporting events, parties, etc; this is a sure indication that bro season is upon us.
The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
Time to start working on our biceps and abs bro, Bro Season is coming!