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Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.
When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.
That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.
Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN
A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.
There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.
The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs
Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.
Hey bro, im buying criminality