Random
Source Code
Random
when a bro cleans his room safely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night
Dude, I'm doing fling cleaning!!
33👍 37👎
aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out
"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"
12👍 9👎
What you get when you do the dirty in the shower.
I went around asking everyone what it would be called if you did the dirty in the shower, the squeaky clean, was my answer.
9👍 8👎
A woman whom you are attracted to and would be willing to bring home to meet your mother. These elite woman are the real deal and have the whole package.
Julian: I wish there were some good looking women around here!
Brad: Lets go down to SMU tonight and find us some clean hoes with daddy's credit card!
9👍 7👎
Having money, ballin having hella cheese.
After I cash this check, my wrists will be clean as fuck.
7👍 5👎
A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becoming somewhat unrecognizable.
Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies without that beard.
7👍 5👎
Early morning:
1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)
2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"
5. Run like hell!
This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.
If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.
I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.
Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.
4👍 2👎