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Something me n my friend (Ani) created bcuz Snape is daddy 😂
“Have you heard of daddy Snape cult?”
“No, wtf is that?”
A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”
Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.
the new christmas genshin impact cult will give u followers
not a toxic cult!!
“Yooo I just joined the christmas genshin impact cult and i gained 200 followers!
When you’re in the pool in a swimsuit or birthday suit and other people are inside the house in all of their clothes. They try and convince other people in the pool to exit and join their cult on the inside.
Shelby and Lauren are no fun, they are members of the fully clothed cult.
An ideology existing in both Protestant and Catholic Churches. They are mostly found in fundamentalist groups, such as the Southern baptist, Independent Baptist, Free Grace, Fundamentalist Pentecostals, and Traditionalist Catholic groups. They firmly believe that most of Humanity is doomed to be tortured for all eternity for a finite set of sins. This was never a position held in early Christianity, let alone explisively taught in the bible. It first appeared in Augustinian Theology, and continued well into Thomasinian Theology. This cult has primarily died out in Catholicism, Mainline Protestantism, and most Evangelical Churches. However, it is a large part of Fundamentalist Churches. They feel so confident in defending their doctrine, despite the fact that you could make a better biblical, philosophical or historical case for Annihilationism, or universalism. Their main beliefs are that they should encourage a fear of Hell, than a love for God, that Humanity is inherently evil, and deserving of eternal torment, and that most people will not be saved. They do a good job at twisting any scriptures that clearly point to universalism, or annihilation, and try to twist them to mean everlasting torment. They have some terrible philosophical arguments to support their position. Their favorite defense of their position is a parable which should not be taken literally, and some idea that Jesus spoke more about hell than any subject.
Annihilationist: There is a purpose to destroying sinners, since it would keep evil out of Gods kingdom, but whats the purpose of torturing sinners forever?
Fire and brimstone cult: Purpose is only reserved for time, and hell does not exist in time, so it does not carry a purpose.
Annihilationist: In Genesis, they says if you eat from the tree of knowledge, you shall surely die. In Ezekiel, it says the soul that sins shall die. In psalms, it says that the wicked shall die, and their thoughts shall perish. In Matthew, it says fear not the one who can destroy the body, but destroy the body and soul in Gehenna.
Fire and brimstone cult: Well, thats not what they mean, destroy means separation from God, and death is spiritual death.
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1.) n. A faggot, who worships dick.(cock cultist)
2.)n. THE whole group of cocmsucking faggots.
"Ah, man there goes little Jimmy and Noah running off to there little cock cult meeting, at the circle jerk."
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The Evil empire founded by Sue Ellen Cooper takes control of older ladies minds by promising them a full life but instead give them cultish red hats. They prance around town in purple moo moo's and red hats. They are known to trample poor unsuspecting people at department stores during sales in their drunken stupor. They are also so into their cult they try to top each other by seeking "red hat" paraphernalia. Red hat shoes, red hat earing, glasses, hair pins, clothes pins, and even red hat underwear. The one that is chosen to be the :"top red hatter" is then sacrificed to their female god SUE ELLEN COOPER or known by her followers SULENPER. Which translates into Evil Goddess of Pain and torture. The sacrifice takes place in a run down building in Kansas City Kansas, their the "women" build a bon fire and dance around it spitting blood and chanting "Red Women we live forever long live SULENPER." Please if you see any of these ladies and trust me you will, turn and run the other way.
Jerry was running into the department store to catch a good deal on the clearance days when a pack of the red hat cult ran over him trampling him under their red hat shoes.
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