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The spawn of Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick.
girl: "Yo, who's Mason Dash Disick?"
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."
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To have sex with a girl and then leave her and act like you never met her.
aye nigga, im finna pull a smash n dash on this bitch right here.
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The act of excreting in a public restroom and immediately exiting without washing ones hands.
Bill just pulled a Dump n Dash, if I were you I wouldnt grab one of those bagles this morning.
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the act of mackin it with someone then leaving straight after
'i didnt wanna wait around for repercussions so i did a pash n dash'
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When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.
*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
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The 40 marg dash is a group of friends or acquaintances absolutely deleting 40 margs as fast as possible. Best when done on Marg Monday by office alphas.
Office beta: want to come out for a drink after work?
Office alpha: only if we’ll be sprinting towards a new 40 marg dash record
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A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"
Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?
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