Random
Source Code

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 12, 2021


Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021


fucking dumbass

When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity

"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"

by Gabtron August 27, 2023


Fucking dumbass

MØNSTER-_-ADD!3T#8574

MØNSTER-_-ADD!3T#8574 is a fucking dumbass.

by pseudonym egg April 15, 2023


NFD (Non-Fungible Dumbass)

NFD or Non-Fungible Dumbass is a person who buys NFTs thinking they will uphold their value or will increase in value.

Person 1: Hey check out this NFT I bought!
Person 2: How much was it?
Person 1: $15,000 why?
Person 2: Do you really think it will uphold a value of 15,000 dollars?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: You NFD (Non-Fungible Dumbass).

by Vortex-One September 26, 2022


Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024


Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

1👍 1👎