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To continually make a blank expression on your face, even though something dramatic is happening, such as:
-getting laid
-watching your friend eat shit on a skateboard
-winning the lotto
-getting a glimpse of Megan fox's tits
-performing a hiduken
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Example:
Guy: "hey guys, I just won a million dollars."
Guy 2: "dude you are stefan face-ing the shit outta this moment."
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A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.
Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.
I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…
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(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osborne hairstyle. Not usually considered an aphrodisiac.
"I heard that the Governor of California only got his job because of his onscreen performance in giving the Predator's face a good licking."
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Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."
"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."
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Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.
Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!
John likes her status.
Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?
John immediately unlikes her status.
John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares.
Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!"
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male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.
I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.