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When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa
with or without consent...
did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?
The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.
Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.
That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.
Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.
An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.
KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.
When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.
If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.
At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.
Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water
His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.