Ma’am has came

A fun way to inform your class that the teacher is coming into the classroom to teach so ,everyone can stop misbehaving

Everyone - shouting and misbehaving
Pattie - ma’am has came
Everyone- shuts up and goes back to their seats

do you has?

-What it takes to join the Homestarmy
-The guts
-The determination
-The five bucks

Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?

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pussy has no face

a lame excuse to hook up with a busted looking chick, usually used by desperate foos looking to get laid.

Joe: Hey you been fucking Denise lately huh? That bitch is gross!
Casper: Dick, you know pussy has no face

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ke$ha shower

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower

"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."

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stew a hoo ha

A somewhat playful phrase meaning to fuck a woman's vagina using a penis.

Her: You want to stew a hoo ha?
Him: Yours?
Her: Of course mine!
Him: Sure.

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i can has

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

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Ma’am has came

A way to inform your class that a teacher is entering the classroom

Everyone - misbehaving
Pattie - ma’am has came
Everyone - shutting up and going to their seats