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When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.
(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)
Works best for guys.
Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."
"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."
"Ah.I see."
A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.
This is a term that has arisen in D&D / TTRPG circles where the players just want to adopt everything. It's a bit of a juxtaposition and play off the term "murder hobo" for the players who want to kill everything.
My players have now adopted a displacer cat, three wolves and an owl bear. They are real cuddle hobos.
A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?
Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette
Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??
a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.
normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !