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Usually a male, one who plays both hockey and lacrosse. These athletes are, in 99% of cases, better looking than any other athlete. (e.g. - basketball, baseball, soccer, etc.). Best partiers, known to have livers of steel.
Katie: Is Johnny really that hot?
Lucy: He must be, he's a hockey-laxer
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to summon the deffination of these dushebag athletes from the scum of the earth town of Hamden, Connecticut.. basically play their game very physical and in the long run it gets them no-where. if i do recall the High School Division I State Championship in 2006, the coach of Hamden High School decided to put in a FRESHMEN goalie over a senior goalie ( who once played for the very team they were facing ) who's last high school hockey game it was.. well this sad little man let by 3 goals .. and one was scored when the lil bastard wasnt in the net because of the Hamden High's coach call to pull him out.
When the Dragons lost to the Notre Dame Lancers..4-2 their 'MVP' speared one of his own players and because of his frustration, although the Lancers never threw any cheap shots in the game they still walked out with the victory. opfcourse the Dragons Cheering Section was furious that they lost to a school they probably didnt even know existed, so pissed off they threw a FISH on the ice. as the Notre Dame Lancers screamed 'SHOW SOME CLASS'.. they celebrated their victory over the Dragons.
Over all, the Hamden Hockey has always been taught to play physical, and it shows how much it pays off for them.. when they are sitting in the box for throwing a dirrty check.. we get the odd man rush.. and put it behind the net. Thanks Dragons.
On another note,
Hamden Hockey Players are known to be very short tempured. Screw with them one or both is bound to happen..
1. they will go after you and make it HURT
2. they go after you then get thrown in the box or even out of the game
which brings me back to an original point.. that is how the meadian of the goals are scored on the ' BIG GREEN '
Theres always a spot open in the penelty box for Hamden Hockey
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A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
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The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.
What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.
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In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.
Example A:
"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."
"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."
Example B:
"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
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a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.
"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"
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Sexually explicit pictures, usually sent by a female. Also another way of saying nudes. Also can be used to when swapping with a friend.
Matti- Yo did the doctor send you hockey cards last night? Cole- Yeah man she sent me nudes last night. Judson- I got her friends, wanna trade cards?
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