janky-ass

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?

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janky ass code

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day

Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

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janky ass glass

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.

Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!

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janky ass byrd

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.

Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd

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