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"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone
"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"
When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.
I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.
Standard iPhone Color commonly associated with hello kitty girls and fuck boys.
Did you see Jason’s pink iPhone? I think he’s a fuckboy!
The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”