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The sexual act of scissoring a girl and positioning your bunghole up to her vagina and farting into it, then turn around and place your penis infront of it and having her queef it back on your dick like its a sleek automobile in a wind tunnel
Dude, I gave tina the best mexican wind tunnel last night, my dick is soo sleek
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The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.
Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.
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From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
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When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.
"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"
"Nah B"
"Hot dog down a hallway?"
"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"
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When u smoosh a piece of shit into a woman's vagina and then get sombody to lick it out
"Dude, I just wached a girl give another girl a Chocolate Tunnel Extravaganza"
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Titty fucking a girl, but instead of kneeling over her stomach as you do it, kneel over her face. As you thrust back and forth between her breasts, your ass crack rubs up and down over her nose, as if she was in a wind tunnel.
Thank goodness I had washed my ass crack before my date ... that girl wanted me to give her the Chicago Wind Tunnel!
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A person who has participated in anal sex so many times that their anus no longer closes back up afterwards, and therefore resembles a tunnel.
I don't know if I want to have anal sex anymore because I'm afraid of becoming a tunnel butt slut.
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