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Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
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a nut sack that is nine inches or someone who has recently lost a lot of weight and their excess skin resembles that of a nut sack
Joe: Wow have you seen Lisa lately?
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.
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A 6 foot 1 inch black male who has a 10 inch penis. Is a term commonly used in east, central, and southern Africa., especially describing males from the " Mandingo" tribe.
My boi Clerence is know as a 10 inch Tyrone.
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Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?
Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
12 inch on my waist its stainless, go through chestplates(stab)
Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.
he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds
A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.
If marijuana is a nail... then
"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.
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