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People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.
Dear Diary,
New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!
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An extremely chubby somewhat pretty girl under the age of 30 with large breasts and low self esteem. Word originates from a guy named Jimmy who persues this type of girl. Important: breasts must be bigger than belly roll.
There goes a Jimmy-girl
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Term for a gay man who refuses anal penetration due to poor rectal hygiene
That Dirty Jimmie claims to be a strict top because he has a filthy hole.
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A drink made by mixing Patron & Nuvo. Tasste bomb as fuck!! You get that special girl you wanna smash a couple of drinks of this and I guarantee shes gonna be wanting the D at the end of the night.'
Your friend: Yo so did u beat guts wit that breezy you've been wanting to pound for a whole year already??
Me: Fuck yeah!! all it took was 2 glasses of some Jimmy Neutron and she was begging for sex like a cheap hooker in south tucson.
Your friend: its about fuckin time..
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jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.
me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!
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1. Television sports pundit known for his protruberant chin. For this reason, and this reason only, his name became a synonym for the expression of disbelief Chinny Reckon. Other big chinned people including the boy pharaoh "Tutankhamun" have shared a similar fate.
"I shagged a super-model last night"
"Ooh Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Hill you did" accompanied by much stroking of the chin and expressions of disbelief including lip pouting.
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I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
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