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Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Arsenal fans in the away section
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To lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. Also the title of a song by the musical group The Eagles.
"Simplify. Simplify. Simplify. If I keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. Until then, I'll consciously decide that I'm going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy my life."
-T. Suzanne Eller
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A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".
One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.
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the definition above is what i have always known as the pussy lane.
the suicide lane is the opposing traffic lane on the Golden Gate Bridge, where nothing but little plastic cones and two or three feet of air separates cars going way too fast
he died in a head on on the bridge, i always told him not to use the suicide lane
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When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.
Or
Cutting in between other cars at high speeds
Or
Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.
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To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.
When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.
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