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The walk home late at night when you are drunk.
I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile
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Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.
Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"
When you are feeling ill and your significant other provides fellatio to give relief to your symptoms. Much like John Coffee from the critically acclaimed film “The Green Mile”.
Nikola: “Damn, I’ve had this headache all day”
Josh: “Just ask your girl for a Green Mile Succ”
The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.
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To describe the amount of sex partners one has had.
That girl has slept with so many people she has city miles
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Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
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A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"
Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)
Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland
Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.