guy speaks through a microphone in his school
hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"
its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
to agree or add emphasis to a claim
“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”
“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
If you know… you know
“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”
An extension of " suck my dick "
You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.
Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard
Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard