The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"
"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
when your internet is extremely slow
"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"
Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.
Dude, I was shuffling my new iPod and it got Nano-Netting by a big mofu on the subway.
Also known as throwing net is a term meaning to suck a mans dick
Yo, this girl is about to throw net all night long!
The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.