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A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
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Typically someone who is famous yet few can understand why. They are a perfect example of the "famous for being famous" paradox. Many of these people had a reason at one stage to be famous but memory of this has long since faded. In older days, the c-list was typically populated by people such as Jordan and Paris Hilton. Now with the reality television explosion, the list has grown.
C-list celebrities have difficult understand that they are really not that famous. This leads to amusing incidents where a c-list, on being told that they can't order the Pizza Hut buffet after 5pm will become angry and ask "Do you know who I am"?
A c-list doesn't need any kind of skills other than being a shameless self-publicist. Jade Goody is a good example. Although she quickly developed a reputation for being utterly thick during her stint on Big Brother, this did not stop her from carving out a career as a c-list.
Ultimately pointless. The modern day equivalent of the Roman idea of giving the people bread and circuses.
June: Have you seen the latest Hello magazine, Jordan is on the front page again. More revelations about that poor bastard of a kid she has.
Sarah: She's a c-list celebrity, she'll do anything to make sure her face is in the magazines, even if that means exploiting a child.
June: What exactly does Jordan do?
Sarah: No-one knows but she must be good at something. No-one can be this famous yet appear to have no useful abilities?
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A list of which are people from your school whom you would murder of you had the chance.
My school hit list was so long that by then end of the day everyone was dead. It's a good thing I'm not actually a murderer.
These are the sexual fantasies that a person hopes to fulfill while they are still able to enjoy it.
Having a threesome is definitely on my Sex Bucket List!
When you have sex with someone that you have had sex with in the past -- But it only counts if you have slept with someone after you go back on the list because then it wouldn't really be going back on the the list now would it.
Sleeping with an ex-girl friend after you have slept with someone else.
"I am always going back on the list because old ass is easier than new ass"
a person who considers themselves to be a celebrity when they really aren't. they are the stereotypical "one hit wonder" or "nobody" and when referenced people say "who is that?". they usually have lost all of their money and are terribly desperate for attention. a typical z-lister will be on or will host a game show or reality show (such as dancing with the stars, flavor/rock of love type show, celebrity fit club, or a regular show uses "celebrity" twist to get ratings). they like to announce their presence in public places, and will usually call paparazzi with their location in hopes of getting mentioned on TV, internet, or a magazine. the overly obnoxious z-lister will do annoying things and will be really loud in public. Even resorting to talking in the 3rd person to try and jog people's memory with the name. if a z-lister has a fan base, it consists of the most deperate middle-aged/menopausal women who had hopes of being the celebrity girlfriend/wife, but only have a chance with a Z-lister.
what is the list of z-list celebrities on this season's Dancing with the Stars?
Scott Baio is 46 and preganant??? Since when does that Z-list celebrity have a show?
VH1 hires all of the z-list celebrities.
Robert Loggia? Who is that? Is he some sort of z-list celebrity.
annoying things done in public would include
-when asked to spell name, they say each letter individually with an example (D as in don O as in OMG it's don N as in no way that's don)
-speaking loudly in 3rd person
-talking to people that they don't know and mentioning their second shot of fame, also very loudly
-posting news about themselves on a website
-calling paparazzi and paying them to sell his/her story
-making a scene in public to get attention (even if it's negative. attention is attention)
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1. Eminem
2. Marshall Mathers
3. Slim Shady
4. Rabbit
5. that white guy from D12
lines from the rappers on the"best rappers list"
"And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!" from "The Real Slim Shady"
-"Success is my only mothafuckin' option, failure's not" from "Lose Yourself"
-"Yeah the rap is tight, But I'm about to spit the greatest verse of all time, So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um, Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit, And start over from scratch and write new ones, But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference, When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight" from "No Love"
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