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North Merrick is a small hamlet in the Town of Hempstead on the south shore of Long Island, New York. It borders East Meadow, Uniondale, Freeport, North Bellmore, and Bellmore. South of North Merrick is another hamlet Merrick, but most refer it to South Merrick. Other areas of Merrick are Central Merrick and Merrick Woods. People who live in North Merrick are northies and most are in the middle class. Even if most are in the middle class there are areas that are nicer than others.
Like most of Long Island it’s filled with Italians and the Irish. And most are Christian, whereas most southies are jewish.
There are 3 elementary schools, Fayette, Old Mill, and Camp Ave. All of the students of the schools of Merrick and North Merrick join as 1 grade in middle school, Merrick Avenue Middle School (MAMS). In high school students who live in North Merrick or Central Merrick go to Calhoun and students who live in South Merrick go to Kennedy with students who live in South Bellmore.
Everyone loves to party and the most infamous place to do it is at b-side, an old middle school that was shut down b/c of a decrease in the amount of students. At day it is used by the BMCH District, but at night it is where everyone likes to party. And not just anyone can walk into the secret party place in the woods, you have to know someone or be invited and most of these people go to Calhoun.
Person #1: Omg you live in North Merrick?!
Person #2: Yeah it’s filled with italians and irish people.
A country that doesn't deserve to treat it citizens like zombies. I feel bad for those people and I think dictatorships should be a thing of the past.
Have you ever been to North Korea? Good luck, you may never return.
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That place where the man with the weird hair lives
Example removed by North Korean Government
North Korea has taught a great lesson to all the countries in the world, especially the rogue countries of dictatorships or whatever: if you don't want to be invaded by America, get some nuclear weapons.
Leaving North Korea is not like leaving any other country. It is more like leaving another universe.
Father I believe I Experienced Hell in North Korea.
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a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs
Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky
Complete opposite of Brookfield, IL. Medium sized town in Central Ma.
Definitions:
A) Largest retirement home in Massachusetts
B) The place the new kid tells you he's from but nobody knows where the fuck it is so he just says "Middle of Nowhere" 90% of the time.
C) The town with a irl token black kid
D) Poor asf
"Hey man, where ya from"
"North Brookfield"
"Oof, sorry man"
Or more likely
"Hey man, where you from?"
"North Brookfield."
"Fucking what?"
"Middle of Nowhere"
"Ah."
North Brookfield is a small town in Central Massachusettes that is home to slightly more than five thousand residents. Biggest attraction is the Brookfield Orchards. It is an old apple orchard that does a bunch of activity’s in the summer for family’s to come and hang out and buy anything apples, cider donuts. If you’re looking to gas up your car in town you better look else where because we don’t have a gas station, but we do have about 4-5 differnt places to get your hair cut. Unless you’re a “townie” don’t expect anyone over the age of 40 to talk to you because you’re probably just a “transplant”. Wanna go to the bar? Well there are like two in town. One is in the middle of a neighborhood and the other is open on sometimes on Friday or Saturday nights. There are 4 restaurants in town: Subway, Jim’s pizza, North Brookfield Pizza Palace and Statz bar and grill. We are also home to the Vibram shoe company which is pretty cool. The towns claim to fame is that McJagger once jogged around town. We have a big library that is maybe half filled with books. Most of the town is republican and some might be democratic. If you’re looking to move here it’s a nice quiet town, school system is okay. Although most drop out of high school to smoke weed and walk around town aimlessly. Also if you do move to town and talk to people who live in Worcester or Auburn and tell them where you live, they’ll cock the head to the side and look at you funny and ask where that is.
Person from Worcester: Hey friend or coworker, where do you live?
Person from North Brookfield: North Brookfield.
PFW: (looking confused) where’s that????
PFNB: Near Spencer.
PFW: ..........
PFNB: Near Barre, Brookfield, West Brookfield, Easy Brookfield, Oakham.
PFW...........
PFNB:...........about 20 minutes from Sturbridge.
PFW: OOOOOOHHHH! Wow you live far away! I’ve never heard of those places!