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office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016


Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the Floss dance.

Person 1- Wow look at those fucking idiots flossing
Person 2- That's what I like to call the "Dentists' Office"
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem April 23, 2018


Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the floss dance

Person 1- Look at those fucking idiots over there
Person 2- You mean those guys doing the floss
Person 1- Yeah
Person 2- I call that a Dentists' Office.
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem April 23, 2018


oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017


Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021


Office-speak

I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!

Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!

by Valteena July 10, 2021


Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed April 16, 2018