Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.

01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.

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wing off

To go crazy and punch someone

Shut the fuck up Al, before I Wing off on you

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West Winging

To indulge in marathon, binge-like behaviour in regards to watching DVD's of The West Wing. Sessions may last anywhere from 4 straight episodes up to the entire 7 seasons.

I was West Winging all last week and now I know the Bartlett administration better than my own government.

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The Wing Girls

Two awesome girls (called Jet and Star) on YouTube who help guys out and give them dating advice. They are funny, cute and helpful.

Thanks to The Wing Girls I have a date tomorrow night!

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Silver wings

In the wings system of sexual experiences, having sex with an OAP

"I went down the old peoples home last night to try and get my silver wings."

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ding-wing

prison slang for the psychiatric ward in a prison where mentally-ill prisoners are held

This schoolboy just got a bum rap. He's gonna freak out in a month and they'll put him in the ding-wing.

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Boeing Wings

When you have really fat arms. Next level bingo wings.

Girl 1: I've gained so much weight I think I'm getting bingo wings

Girl 2: Bingo Wings? Girl your arms are so fat, you've got Boeing Wings.

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