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aka the best you tuber out there rn ok not the best but i like him
javani: hey did you watch that new polar yt video
blake: not yet i will now
The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
Un-polar, the oppisite of bi-polar. Someone who is having a good day who is usually having a bad day.
My cat is actually un-polar today. Usually she is bi-polar.
Using a vibrator or dildo after having placed it in the freezer
Betsy totally did a polar hole with her magic wand last night
Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.
Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?
When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone
Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.