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A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.
My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.
Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):
person: *achoo*
sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...
Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.
Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.
Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>
A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!
Look there’s a VA Police Officer.