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Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013


Polish The Rim

Dropping trout. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!

by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019


Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 23, 2020


polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 11, 2017


polish stallion

humble alpha male that knows a lot but does not say a lot. Likes to keep things to him self and has made it into a high position in life in various different ways

J: omg look at him

T: who is that?
J: everyone calls hun the polish stallion

by redsmit September 4, 2022


Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti September 16, 2015


Polish Pete

Fucking Legend From Swindon .

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!

by Meatypt February 3, 2023