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A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.
Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.
When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert
nationality) ______ 'grandma'.
I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.
A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.
When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock
I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.
For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)
I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)
Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?
So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)
Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)
I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.
I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.
These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”
Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.
(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)
I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps
Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now