Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

Mainstemmed

To stick ones dick down a throat so far that it blocks the airway from breathing.

I mainstemmed this tinder date the other night and thought I was going to have to call 911.

Tiger King

To feed someone you hate to the tigers like Carol Baskin.

Bitch pissed me off, so I Tiger Kinged that bitch!

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