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When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
Noun.
A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.
A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!
Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.
Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.
To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc
I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary
The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.
When a girl with a bush sits on your face.
A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.
"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."
I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!
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