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When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.
Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.
When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
When a woman inserts an adult toy into her lady parts and then licks off the residue
I watched a stripper eat an Ozark Popsicle!
To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.
Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!
A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.
“Yo, what time is it?”
“Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”
When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.
Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.
A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.
"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."
"Oh yeah?'
"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"