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A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.
"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"
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Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.
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A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.
"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"
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The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work