selling pumpkins

to let someone touch your boobs/balls for a price.

Girl: I want to start selling pumpkins with you
Boy: I'll give you 20 bucks

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Pumpkin Cunt

When you act like a dumb cunt around the fall season.

My friend ran too fast while playing basketball so I called him a pumpkin cunt.

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Pumpkin pussy

when you scrape the insides of a pumpkin out and place in the palm of your hand to masturbate with.

Damn nig, I wasn't able to get that primo clown snatch, so i went home and made a pumpkin pussy

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Pumpkin Blumkin

A special Halloween treat for the man who has everything....(See "Blumkin")

I told my girlfriend to get into the spirit of the holiday so she gave me a Pumpkin Blumkin for Halloween

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pumpkin varvus

The inside of a pumpkin

That pussy smells like pumpkin varvus

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Blue Pumpkin

another way of saying blumpkin without people knowing what you are are talking about. Can also be used as a team name in school or any group project to trick your teacher or superviser into saying blumpkin.

Over heard at work - "man i got a sweet blue pumpkin last night, it was awesome!"

Teacher - "what's your group name?"
Kid - "The Blue Pumpkins!"
Teacher - "alright, the BLue pUMPKINS"

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teddy pumpkins

A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love

I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins

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