duck race

a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.

i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.

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race

A socially constructed term that describes arbitrary characteristics (skin color, hair texture, eye shape). Some people may say that there's reverse racism now, even though the US prison population is approximately 40-45 percent black. And even with affirmative action the best schools in the US still fall short of representing the country's diverse population (i.e. Harvard's black demographic has consistently been under 12%).

White guy (or girl): Race doesn't matter anymore. The US as a whole is not a racist country because no one actually thinks that his/her race is superior.
Person with a brain: Is that why the prison population is almost half black?

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fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

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Race traitor

A White person who hates and attacks their own race. If you see a White person railing against "racists" and "White supremacists" (translation: White people who don't hate themselves) you know you are dealing with a race traitor

Fred constantly says anti-White crap then acts shocked when he is called out for being anti-White. He's too stupid to even realize he is a race traitor.

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Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

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Dragass Race

Two vehicles next to each other going the same speed, below the speed limit and getting slower. Typically found in front of your vehicle when you are running late.

"I'm trying to get to work but i'm stuck behind a dragass race."

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Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

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