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Guy 1: Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude, DUDE!!!
Guy 2: Chill your snails! I'm busy!
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When a woman becomes aroused and her vagina becomes moist with anticipation. If you are lucky bubbles can form. There may be a link to the bubbles and dehydration which is being investigated.
The bubbles are similar to those that a snail produces for reasons very few people care about.
"After Sharon felt my six-pack i could tell she was bubbling like a snail"
"After I saw his massive johnson I started bubbling up like a snail"
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After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.
after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "
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When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.
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When u realize that u miss your ex boyfriend / girlfriend and that u are jealous of them
Oh shut I've caught mad snail disease
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A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
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After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.
Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.
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