Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.

The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.

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Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.

Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!

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squid bait

A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.

"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"

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Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.

"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."

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squid market

a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.

Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude

Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market

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bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

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Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!