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The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
When you try anal after a curry.
Yo man, she must of had curry for lunch my bellend was burning from her spicy starfish.
Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.
Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.
Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.
n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.